At lunchtime, our electrical internet connection was working, but our electric lights weren't. We were all trying to work out how that could possibly be. Simultaneously the grandchild-baby was yelling for her food at deafeningly high volume.
What the Army should know,
is that high volume baby yelling comepletely stops all logical thought
in adults and starts them squabbling.
In battles, piped baby-yelling at very high volume, should suitably confuse the enemy.